7,491,285 total matches played.
rank	name - click for info	won	lost	win %
1.	Homer Simpson	221829	261606	-42.0-95
2.	The Spice Girls	232469	250967	-40.0-75
3.	Curious George	245694	237741	-38.0-2
4.	Madonna	255710	227726	-35.0-94
5.	Arnold Schwarzenegger	265065	218371	-34.0-1
6.	Genghis Khan	270428	213007	-32.0-90
7.	Hugh Grant	273534	209901	-32.0-26
8.	Alf	282350	201085	-30.0-43
9.	Papa Smurf	291219	192215	-28.0-60
10.	Jackie Chan	300996	182440	-26.0-58
11.	Godzilla	312281	171155	-24.0-24
12.	Darth Vader	320974	162462	-22.0-44
13.	The Monty Python Crew	326423	157012	-21.0-32
14.	Pythagoras	340326	143109	-18.0-44
15.	Benjamin Franklin	348246	135189	-16.0-80
16.	Leonardo DiCaprio	370267	113168	-12.0-25
17.	Hanson	373395	110040	-11.0-60
18.	The Little Prince	392184	91251	-7.0-71
19.	Jesus	111816	371620	23.12
20.	Michael Jackson	120374	363062	24.89
21.	L. Ron Hubbard	123527	359909	25.55
22.	William Gates III	131435	352000	27.18
23.	Steve Case, AOL CEO	138395	345040	28.62
24.	Yanni	150468	332967	31.12
25.	Jerry Springer	156844	326591	32.44
26.	Ralph Nader	171110	312325	35.39
27.	Pikachu	179997	303439	37.23
28.	Mr. T	184541	298894	38.17
29.	Robocop	189349	294087	39.16
30.	Bob Barker	200970	282465	41.57
31.	Dan Rather	211230	272206	43.69

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