7,468,962 total matches played.
rank	name - click for info	won	lost	win %
1.	Homer Simpson	221120	260875	-43.0-23
2.	The Spice Girls	231771	250224	-41.0-2
3.	Curious George	244987	237007	-38.0-28
4.	Madonna	255001	226995	-36.0-20
5.	Arnold Schwarzenegger	264359	217636	-34.0-26
6.	Genghis Khan	269721	212274	-33.0-14
7.	Hugh Grant	272792	209204	-32.0-51
8.	Alf	281603	200392	-30.0-68
9.	Papa Smurf	290535	191460	-28.0-83
10.	Jackie Chan	300258	181737	-26.0-81
11.	Godzilla	311562	170434	-24.0-46
12.	Darth Vader	320246	161749	-22.0-66
13.	The Monty Python Crew	325685	156310	-21.0-53
14.	Pythagoras	339632	142364	-18.0-64
15.	Benjamin Franklin	347518	134476	-17.00
16.	Leonardo DiCaprio	369564	112431	-12.0-43
17.	Hanson	372665	109330	-11.0-79
18.	The Little Prince	391479	90517	-7.0-88
19.	Jesus	111095	370900	23.04
20.	Michael Jackson	119660	362336	24.82
21.	L. Ron Hubbard	122788	359207	25.47
22.	William Gates III	130744	351251	27.12
23.	Steve Case, AOL CEO	137667	344328	28.56
24.	Yanni	149755	332240	31.06
25.	Jerry Springer	156108	325888	32.38
26.	Ralph Nader	170365	311631	35.34
27.	Pikachu	179277	302719	37.19
28.	Mr. T	183803	298192	38.13
29.	Robocop	188636	293359	39.13
30.	Bob Barker	200242	281753	41.54
31.	Dan Rather	210485	271511	43.66

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