7,784,339 total matches played.
rank	name - click for info	won	lost	win %
1.	Dan Rather	220700	281642	-41.0-56
2.	Homer Simpson	231255	271087	-39.0-46
3.	The Spice Girls	241845	260497	-37.0-35
4.	Curious George	255078	247265	-34.0-72
5.	Madonna	265278	237064	-32.0-69
6.	Arnold Schwarzenegger	274573	227770	-30.0-84
7.	Genghis Khan	279876	222466	-29.0-78
8.	Hugh Grant	282933	219409	-29.0-17
9.	Alf	291865	210477	-27.0-39
10.	Papa Smurf	300673	201669	-25.0-64
11.	Jackie Chan	310325	192017	-23.0-72
12.	Godzilla	321743	180599	-21.0-45
13.	Darth Vader	330427	171915	-19.0-72
14.	The Monty Python Crew	335974	166367	-18.0-61
15.	Pythagoras	349857	152485	-15.0-85
16.	Benjamin Franklin	357678	144664	-14.0-29
17.	Leonardo DiCaprio	379711	122631	-9.0-91
18.	Hanson	382840	119503	-9.0-28
19.	The Little Prince	401643	100700	-5.0-54
20.	Jesus	121300	381042	24.14
21.	Michael Jackson	129886	372456	25.85
22.	L. Ron Hubbard	132979	369363	26.47
23.	William Gates III	140865	361477	28.04
24.	Steve Case, AOL CEO	147695	354647	29.40
25.	Yanni	159864	342478	31.82
26.	Jerry Springer	166440	335902	33.13
27.	Ralph Nader	180643	321699	35.96
28.	Pikachu	189354	312989	37.69
29.	Mr. T	193990	308350	38.61
30.	Robocop	198803	303539	39.57
31.	Bob Barker	210407	291935	41.88

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