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Death By Cauliflower

1.6 cupscauliflower
2.4 tsp.paper
3.8 cupscurry
4.1/2 cupbeef
5.11 tsp.pork


Yum!
This variation on the modern greek meal is tasty and sweet. Working with cauliflower is fun and easy. You should purchase cauliflower in bulk to save money. You may want to make a double serving size!

First, preheat the oven to 800° and grease a 16x19" baking tin.
Crumble the cauliflower into the baking tin with your hands.
Next, add the paper with your hands. (this step must be done carefully to avoid overcooking!)
Next, mix in curry with a whisk like there's no tomorrow.
Spread the beef like you're on a cooking show.
Add the pork.
Cook 30 minutes or until light brown.

Man, cooking sure is boring! Did you know that cauliflower is just albino broccoli? That's so stupid!

This dish is best served warm, with rouge.

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