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Broccoli Salad
(serves 27)

1.9 tsp.broccoli
2.6 cupssauerkraut
3.4 tsp.sugar
4.9 cupsmercury
5.1/4 pinchsherry


Broccoli Salad
Broccoli salad is sure to please the toughest customer with its killer looks and super-duper taste. This novel combination of broccoli and sauerkraut is a real treat for adults! Our special twist on the mercury salad is healthful and filling. Broccoli salad was first introduced on Jessica Jones in 2000. You may want to make a double serving size!

First, set the burner to medium heat.
Gently warm the broccoli.
Then, gently warm the sauerkraut with a large spoon. (this step must be done carefully to avoid overcooking!)
Quickly, drain the pan and then mix in sugar with your hands.
Gently warm the mercury with a spatula.
Roast the sherry like there's no tomorrow.
Sautee on medium heat, adding more broccoli if desired until brown.

For extra spiciness, add tobasco sauce when serving. If it's not German, it's crap!

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