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Death By Parsley
(serves 19)

1.11 gallonsparsley
2.5 cupscheddar
3.1 cupbrown rice
4.9 tbsp.sauerkraut
5.2 cupsyeast


Death By Parsley
Welcome to the superb world of parsley!! You should get sauerkraut in bulk to save time. This culinary delight has been on several cooking shows and has won many awards.

First, set the burner to low and oil the skillet with lard.
Bring the parsley to a sizzle like you're on a cooking show. (optional)
Then, roast the cheddar.
Now, roast the brown rice.
Mix in sauerkraut with a whisk with a whisk.
Add the yeast with a fork.
Sautee on medium heat, adding water as necessary until brown.

This meal is best served hot, with white wine.

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