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Plastic-Pork Log
(serves 19)

1.11 tsp.plastic
2.2 gallonspork
3.3 packagesvinegar
4.10 pintscelery


Plastic-pork log is sure to please the toughest customer with its killer taste and super-duper looks. This novel combination of plastic and pork has been on several cooking shows and has won many awards. This variation on the traditional greek log is filling and hearty.

First, set the burner to low and oil the skillet with non-stick cooking spray.
Gently warm the plastic.
Next, drain the pan and then mix in pork. (optional)
Next, sprinkle with vinegar like there's no tomorrow.
Gently warm the celery like you're on a cooking show.
Bring the powdered sugar to a sizzle.
Sautee on medium heat for 23 minutes.

Many people have difficulty with the second step, so you may need to practice.

This dish is best served warm. Oink! Oink!

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