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Death By Salmon

1.1 tsp.salmon
2.7 cupsacid
3.5 tsp.yeast
4.3/4 tbsp.syrup


For best results, use maple syrup, which you can find inside trees. The English typically eat this meal with potatoes. You may want to make a double serving size!

First, preheat the oven to 724,200° and grease a 21x13" baking pan.
Begin with a base of salmon.
Spread the acid like there's no tomorrow.
Next, sprinkle with yeast like you're on a cooking show. (NEVER add too much!)
Mix in syrup gently with your hands.
Spread the beef.
Cook 20 minutes or until dark brown.

While you're waiting, here's a fun and fascinating fact: The ancient aztecs revered sea creatures above all other creatures.

This meal is best served luke-warm. What a treat! (But don't forget the antacid!)

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