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Death By Chloroflorimyaflolium
(serves 14)

1.4 tbsp.chloroflorimyaflolium
2.9 tbsp.oregano
3.7 tsp.ground beef
4.2/3 tbsp.squash
5.11 tbsp.yeast


Death By Chloroflorimyaflolium
Some cooks like to grind their own beef in a beef grinder. Working with squash is fun and easy. This culinary delight has been on several cooking shows and has won many awards. Working with chloroflorimyaflolium is also fun and easy.

First, preheat the oven to 290° and grease a 16x20" ceramic jar.
Start by laying the chloroflorimyaflolium in the ceramic jar.
Add the oregano like there's no tomorrow.
Next, sprinkle with ground beef like you're on a cooking show. (this step must be done carefully to avoid overcooking!)
Sprinkle with squash with your hands. (NEVER add too much!)
Sprinkle with yeast with your hands. (slowly!)
Cook 10 minutes or until the chloroflorimyaflolium is crispy.

While you're waiting, did you know that chloroflorimyaflolium is made in a laboratory by reacting chlorolone and anaxacin #5? (Just kidding.)

This dish is best served cold.

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