This novel combination of lard and chocolate has been on several cooking shows and has won many awards. You should buy olestra in bulk to save money.First, preheat the oven to 60° and grease a 9x14" baking pan.
Start by laying the lard in the baking pan with a spatula. (this step must be done carefully to avoid undercooking!)
Now, spread the chocolate.
Sprinkle with olestra.
Sprinkle with curry.
Add the celery with your hands.
Cook 30 minutes or until black.
Man, cooking sure is boring! Did you know that lard is made of pure yum? Fascinating!
For extra spiciness, add tobasco sauce when serving. Chocolate truly is better than sex!
