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Death By Swordfish
(serves 4)

1.1/4 pinchswordfish
2.9 lbs.mozzarella
3.10 cupsbrown sugar
4.9 pintswhite rice


Welcome to the bang-up world of swordfish!! You should purchase swordfish in small quantities, because its aroma tends to mix with other foods in storage. Your guests will be dying for more.

First, set the burner to high and grease the skillet with lard.
Roast the swordfish with a spatula.
Next, add the mozzarella with a fork. (optional)
Sprinkle with brown sugar like there's no tomorrow.
Gently warm the white rice. (careful, it is poisonous in large amounts!)
Drain the pan and then mix in beer with a spatula. (this step must be done slowly to avoid overcooking!)
Let simmer on low heat until thoroughly cooked.

Man, cooking sure is boring! It's worth pointing out that fishies are the healthiest meat.

For extra spiciness, add tobasco when serving. Who cut the cheese??

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