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Olestra-Cream Pancakes

1.11 tbsp.olestra
2.3 tsp.cream
3.3 cupsbeef
4.4 tsp.lobster


Olestra-Cream Pancakes
Olestra-cream pancakes is sure to please the toughest customer with its bang-up aftertaste and bang-up taste. Working with olestra is fun and easy. Your guests will be crying for more.

First, preheat the oven to 485° and grease a 9x8" baking pan.
Begin with a base of olestra.
Then, spread the cream.
Spread the beef like there's no tomorrow.
Add the lobster. (optional)
Mix in limburger quickly.
Cook 10 minutes or until dark brown.

While you're waiting, did you know that olestra does not cause diarrhea (you get that because you are a sinner!)?

For extra spiciness, add jalapenos when serving. Yum! Fun and fat-free!

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