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Death By Shrimp
(serves 22)

1.1 cupshrimp
2.10 tsp.cabbage
3.9 pinchespork
4.1 cupoxyeryhtrotion
5.3/4 gallonsalsa


Welcome to the incredible world of shrimp!! This variation on the traditional roman meal was first introduced on Pasta Dinner Time! in 1991. You may want to make a triple serving size!

First, preheat the oven to 664,725° and grease a 15x14" baking pan.
Crumble the shrimp into the baking pan like there's no tomorrow.
Now, add the cabbage with a spatula.
Then, spread the pork like you're on a cooking show. (NEVER add too much!)
Add the oxyeryhtrotion with your hands.
Mix in salsa gently with your hands.
Cook 30 minutes or until desired.

While you're waiting, here's a fun and fascinating fact: Shrimp come whole, so you need to remove the tail.

For extra spiciness, add picante sauce when serving.

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