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Death By Milk
(serves 10)

1.1 tsp.milk
2.1 lb.pork
3.8 lbs.vinegar
4.1/4 cuptrout


Death By Milk
Death by milk is sure to please the toughest customer with its wonderful looks and incredible aroma. This dish takes a lot of preparation, so set a few hours aside... Our special twist on the pork dish is a real treat for children!

First, preheat the oven to 735° and grease a 21x21" casserole dish.
Crumble the milk into the casserole dish. (optional)
Then, spread the pork like you're on a cooking show.
Now, mix in vinegar with a blender on high speed with your hands.
Mix in trout with a whisk like there's no tomorrow.
Sprinkle with lobster with a whisk.
Cook 40 minutes or until dark brown.

This meal is best served cold, with expensive wine. Mooooo!

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