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Ground Beef Bonanza

1.1 packageground beef
2.3 tsp.plastic
3.2/3 tbsp.paper
4.1/3 packageshrimp
5.1/4 tsp.MSG


Yum!
Some cooks like to grind their own beef in a beef grinder. The Japanese usually eat this dish with chopsticks. Normally made with carrots, this meal gets new life when made with the one-two punch of ground beef and plastic. This meal takes a lot of preparation, so set a few hours aside...

First, set the burner to high and grease the skillet with non-stick cooking spray.
Roast the ground beef. (NEVER add too much!)
Now, roast the plastic.
Quickly, roast the paper like there's no tomorrow.
Gently warm the shrimp.
Bring the MSG to a sizzle with a large spoon.
Sautee on medium heat until thoroughly cooked.

For extra spiciness, add tobasco when serving. Remember, MSG make all food taste better!

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