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Death By Sand

1.3/4 tsp.sand
2.1 cuppork
3.1 tsp.salmon
4.1/2 tsp.ice
5.1/3 tsp.water


Yum!
Ever have that craving for a dish that's hearty yet not loaded with polyunsaturated fat? Try this meal. You should get pork in small quantities, because its aroma tends to mix with other foods in storage. Typically made with carrots, this meal gets new life when made with the dynamic duo of sand and pork. Your guests will be begging for more.

First, set the burner to low and grease the skillet with non-stick cooking spray.
Gently warm the sand with a fork.
Sprinkle with pork like you're on a cooking show.
Next, add the salmon with a fork.
Roast the ice.
Mix in water with a blender on medium speed with your hands.
Let simmer until brown.

Many people have difficulty with the third step, so you may need to practice.

Death by sand is best served cold.

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