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Death By Paper
(serves 12)

1.7 lbs.paper
2.5 cupsplastic
3.5 packagesflour
4.1 cuponion
5.5 tbsp.beef


Death by paper is sure to please the toughest customer with its super-duper taste and wonderful aftertaste. You should get flour in bulk to save time. Your guests will be begging for more.

First, set the burner to high and oil the skillet with non-stick cooking spray.
Gently warm the paper.
Now, drain the pan and then mix in plastic with a spatula.
Next, add the flour.
Gently warm the onion like there's no tomorrow.
Drain the pan and then mix in beef.
Sautee on medium heat, adding more flour if desired for 28 minutes.

While you're waiting, here's a fun and fascinating fact: Most kinds of paper are not digestible by humans.

For extra spiciness, add picante sauce when serving. Where's the beef? Here!

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