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Death By Pork
(serves 29)

1.2 tbsp.pork
2.1 packageyellowtail
3.3 gallonssherry
4.9 pintsbroccoli


Death By Pork
Death by pork is sure to please the toughest customer with its wonderful aroma and wonderful aftertaste. Normally made with brine shrimp, this meal gets new life when made with the one-two punch of pork and yellowtail. You may want to make a triple serving size!

First, set the burner to medium heat.
Gently warm the pork.
Next, drain the pan and then mix in yellowtail.
Then, drain the pan and then mix in sherry like you're on a cooking show.
Drain the pan and then mix in broccoli like there's no tomorrow.
Bring the flour to a sizzle with a fork. (watch out, it is a powerful aphrodisiac!)
Let simmer on low heat, adding more pork if desired until thoroughly cooked.

While you're waiting, here's a fun and fascinating fact: The ancient egyptians revered fishies above all other creatures.

Death by pork is best served a la carte. Don't forget to take a sip of sherry for all of your hard work!

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