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Mercury Log

1.1 cupmercury
2.1/3 pintcabbage
3.1/4 cupbrown rice
4.10 pincheswater
5.9 packagesyeast


Yum!
Mercury log is sure to please the toughest customer with its killer looks and superb aroma. This meal is herbaceous and sweet. You should get brown rice in small quantities, because its aroma tends to mix with other foods in storage. You should purchase mercury in bulk to save time. Your guests will be begging for more.

First, set the burner to high heat.
Roast the mercury with a fork.
Quickly, spread the cabbage with your hands.
Gently warm the brown rice like there's no tomorrow. (careful, it is a powerful aphrodisiac!)
Drain the pan and then mix in water with a whisk. (carefully!)
Drain the pan and then mix in yeast like you're on a cooking show.
Sautee on medium heat for 23 minutes.

Many people have difficulty with the fourth step, so you may need to practice.

This meal is best served warm.

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