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Syrup Log
(serves 23)

1.7 cupssyrup
2.2 pinchesice
3.2/3 tbsp.mercury
4.1/3 pinchyeast
5.1 packageyeast


Ever have a craving for a dish that's flavorful yet doesn't give you tooth decay? Syrup log really satisfies! This meal takes a lot of preparation, so set a few hours aside... Our master chef's specialty is tasty and healthful. Your guests will be begging for more.

First, preheat the oven to 475° and grease a 19x16" baking pan.
Crumble the syrup into the baking pan like there's no tomorrow.
Quickly, sprinkle with ice with your hands.
Then, spread the mercury.
Add the yeast like you're on a cooking show.
Sprinkle with yeast with a large spoon. (NEVER add too much!)
Cook 20 minutes or until dark brown.

Man, cooking sure is boring! It's worth pointing out that cultures all over the world have enjoyed food ever since 1597 AD. Incredible!

This meal is best served hot. It's getting hot in here!

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