You've reached a place in the story that doesn't have anything written for it yet! Your task (if you choose to accept it), is to continue the story, and provide two alternate choices for the player. Please take the time (you have exclusive access for 5 minutes) to write something interesting. Your node may be deleted if it is offensive or stupid.

After coming to terms with yourself, you realize there is still a task at hand. Armed with the little girl's scooter you must now choose your method of attack.

* Go for the shin as that's the most painful.